"The Naughty Housewife"

When I was in the military, I lived in Germany . So of course, I partied. Yes, I was serving our country but after 4pm , the party began! Unlike in the states the nightclubs stayed open until 4am . So we had partied like it was 1999. so we are outside the club and my best friend and her boyfriend were doing their usual shenanigans and fighting about something stupid. So I sat on the hood of the car and waiting for the idiocy to end. Out of nowhere, the tallest person I had ever seen approached me and said hello. The sexy German blond hair blue eyes great knowledge of English, he had to be at least 7 feet tall I kid you not! So we talked and we were obviously were attracted besides I wanted the bragging rights of a 5’1 girl fucking a 7ft tall guy. So we start getting close and kissing. And I start to get on my knees and he say this isn’t a good idea in public he says lets get in my car the seats fold forward so we walk to his car and it’s a bright yellow VW bug. I had to laugh what does a 7ft guy drives in a tiny yellow VW bug. Well it didn’t matter we are in the VW bug and we start kissing and making out and I'm memorized, I want to suck that cock. So unzipped hi pants. I say “SHIESSE”!!! (THAT MEANS OH SHIT IN GERMAN) HIS COCK WAS HUGE !! It had to be at least 9 inches big. It was huge I tried my damnedest to get that huge cock down my throat. He laughed lightly and said no worries, many girls have tried but cannot take my cock in their mouth. Well I was horny and I wanted to fuck. So he pulls a condom out and he slid that huge monster cock inside me. If felt so fucking good. He couldn’t bottom out but he was still fucking me and all the sudden I didn’t care anymore. I shouted, FUCK ME, FUCK ME, as I screamed from the VW bug and the he started riding me hard kissing me and pounding that cock in me. After he came, groups of people were standing by the car looking in shock and horror. Obviously the distracted had stopped my friend from fighting. And she says to me I can only imagine what was going on but I have 1. Never heard someone scream like that and 2. I have NEVER seen a VW actually rock so hard from side-side and almost sit on 2 wheels… I smiled sheepishly and he winked at me. We exchanged numbers and the next date was even wilder… wanna hear??. Lets Chat!
Your Nasty Wifey,
Amaretto

Many people don’t know I was in the military and I lived in Germany . I decided I wanted to try a 3 some with a couple. So after searching on online on all those adult meeting websites I finally met the cutest couple. So they finally came by and this girl was beautiful. Fair skin with red hair and nice beautiful breast and he was hot as well. Dark hair, light blue eyes great body. I was so nervous they seemed like a stable couple. So we had some champagne and we talked making passes at each other me sitting in the middle of them both me touching her leg and me touching his. I had an idea there was a huge bathtub were I was staying it was so big that 3 people could fit in it. So all 3 of were in this huge bubble bath, so under the water I felt her beautiful pussy. It was so soft and the skin was like silk under the water, my mouth watered I wanted to taste it and lick it and kiss it. the boyfriend was getting visibly excited so I started to jerk him off under the water. his cock was so big and rock hard. I didn’t know whatto do next. They both begin to squeeze my tits and kiss on my breast it felt so good to have two set's of hand touching and feeling me up. So we all decided to get out the bathtub and go in the bedroom together. We dried each other of with me drying off the girl with care. As I was on my kneed I kissed he soft sweet pussy and she moaned, I loved the way the soft hairs felt and my skin. Out the corner of my eye, I saw the huge rock hard cock. My mouth watered because I wanted that too. So we started a feeling session on the bed. Me touching her him touching me and it the hands went on forever. I felt as if I had to lick her sweet pussy and suck his tasty cock. Now guys what have you learned that I do well? SUCK COCK. I should probably win some type of award for it. So I start in my way slow and deliberate with the head of the sock and then slowly going down. Well he starts moaning something fierce speaking excitedly in German, I then suddenly realize that she didn’t give him head, the hell broke loose, they start arguing. My German wasn’t that good but the started auguring about me. I slowly slipped out the room and shut the door as the yelled. They finally calmed down and invited me in the room. She kissed me gently on the lips as he was sure to ask her if he could touch me. All three of is got under the covers and….Well guys keep checking my blog or CALL me and you can find out more…. Talk with me Live!
Your favorite Naughty Housewife,
Amaretto

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Amaretto
"The Haughty Housewife"

It was like any other hourly hotel. It was a bright lime green place of seediness... Oddly enough, the cars in the parking lot were BMW’s, Mercedes, Volvos, and ect. Boytoy decide he has a fantasy. He wants to meet in one of these hotels and have me waiting for him. He puts some conditions on it. He says short skirt, no panties, no bra and as soon as I hear the knock be waiting on all fours for him. So there I am at the lime green place of love. I’ve got my knee hi fuck me boots on, a skirt so short id be picked up as a hooker. He walks in and says there’s my little whore huh? Waiting on all fours for me. Well babygirl I hope you’re ready because you gonna get used. He hikes up my skirt and porno plays in the background. I arch my pussy towards his cock and he says NO,NO,NO. get on your fucking knees and suck my cock you little bitch. I'm getting so turned on by this, he knows I'm wet as hell. So I suck his cock the way he likes it. He says that’s enough, and throws me on the bed. He says you want me to fuck that slut cunt pussy. And I reply more than any thing, he says well if I do, I have to fuck you ass. I'm a little nervous but I trust him, I say ok. He says hey you know I won’t hurt me and know he won’t. He slides his perfectly fit 7in in my pussy sliding in and out seeing all my juices, he pulls me around and makes me lick his cock clean. When he was don’t with my pussy, he starts to slide the head of his cock in my ass….You know the deal , to hear more or to tell me more check out my website Amarettos Site
Kisses and licks,
Amaretto
"The Naughty Housewife"

When my friend is committed to something, he’s always committed. Somehow, during our fuckbuddy-ship Wednesdays became poker night. But this isn’t like any poker night. He plays online poker and frankly I was getting sick of being ignored by a man who play for $5 -$15 a hand, he sits at hi huge desk and I end up in the living room playing fetch with his dog. On night I get the courage he’s gonna loose and I'm gonna win. Trust me baby get ready to fold and LOOSE!! He’s ignoring me and I slide under the desk. It’s almost like he didn’t notice. But he noticed when I started unzipping his pant and being to suck his tasty cock.. I love his cock it perfect for my hand and fits all the way in my mouth touching the back of my throat. So I start to hear the moans, “mmmmmmm, suck it, yeah suck it” the brushes my hair back in caring fashion and he says I want to look at your pretty face and I smile and I suck his cock. He playing still and he says Amaretto, I'm loosing well I pull out all my cock sucking tricks. These tricks are trademarked so sorry ladies. And he can’t take it he finally says fuck I'm gonna fold. He turns me around on the hardwood floor saying “I gotta fuck that pussy it’s dripping wet. He sticks a finger in and say girl you are crazy but I like you like the. I tense up my pussy so his cock feels tight when he slides in almost like an ashore. “OOOOOH SHIT!!” He screams, “ that pussy, that fucking pussy is mine aint it baby?” as he starts to pump me. He grabs my hips and leans over me. Breathing I'm ear he says “you’re such a good girl I'm gonna make you cum. And when he says that, I know I damn well better hold on tight…..
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Your Naughty housewife,
Amaretto

My hubby is outta town and my usual boy toy comes over. He decides that spanking me is the only was to get me in order since I'm such and ill behaved you slut. He grabs my face and of course tells me that I am so fucking hot and kisses me the turns me on his knee and starts spanking me. This isn’t doing much since I'm used to belts and whips not just a flat hand. He happens to notice me not caring and he says oh, you really want me to show you what it feelS like to be real? I said yes breathing heavily. Show me mutherfucker who's boss since you aren’t. All the sudden his deep blue eyes turn grey. (I think OH SHIT)!! Well he starts looking for a belt. I'm a pro baby, I can feel that belt. Then he pulls out something I never thought. A green foam flip-flop. OH SHIT, talk about bringing the pain he spanking me until my ass was red!! I don’t think I ever felt so much pleasure and pain at the same time. He says so my little girl have you learned to obey your daddy? And I say yes sir with my ass throbbing and a smirk on my face. Well boys, I know you like dirty stories and I'm full of them so call me soon (During the day when hubby is away!!) so I can tell you so much that you can’t help but cum!
Your Naughty housewife,
Amaretto

I’m a bar fly on occasion especially when the husband is out of town. So I'm at my watering hole. I start talking up this guy who happens to be a psychologist by trade. So of course I use this time to seek professional help as to why, “ Dr. Palm , why am I addicted to sucking cock?” He replied, “Nobody is ADDICTED to that sorta thing”. I looked at him sheepishly, “Well I AM!” The question so amazed him he was really stumped. He said, “Would you suck my cock?” I said “YES”!!! His cock was so hot. I loved to pull back the skin on the tip and lick al the precum out, so he starts saying I have never met a patient with enthusiasm and commitment to their addiction. So I lick and suck his cock with mouth so tight like a pussy. I then bury my head as far as I could and I start licking on his sweet and savory balls. I jerked him off with my wet slimy hand and even though we were in the car, we made room. So my ass in the air and he starts feeling my pussy. He said omg, YOU ARE SO WET!! Well of course, I am dear doctor! What are your thoughts about therapy???? …..
To all my guys, call me (you knowIi keep bankers hours, LOL) soon so I can finish you off or let you know what the final therapy and treatment from Dr. Palm ….
Kisses~Amaretto
"The Naughty Housewife"

FIGURE YOU GUYS HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR SO HERES A FUNNY STORY
anyway, hanging out smoking, I talk to this guy, well I listened, and I can't say I understood him really.
He’s is from some place in Ireland where they speak gaelic-english-drunkenese (now mind you, I have meet and sleep with other Irish men straight off the boat, who I could understand even after they drank a case of vodka...my point is, this guy is an exception!!
anyways--
Im looking at him, he’s looking at me
we're flirting and he says
Him: yurrr sew fekkin beaw-ful
Me: huh?
Him: I siiiiad, yurr sew fuckkin luv-lee, ay luv yur tits annn yur skiiin
Me: uh...thanks?
anyway drinking got heavier, and as the Rod Stewart song goes,
"…and he was destined to be mine"
anyway, we got drunk-- groped and fucked in the car for hours
I sucked him, he squeezed my tits-- u know the
sha-bang-- FUCKING LIKE A DIRTY SLUT IN THE CAR. Then I kicked him out and went home.

Amaretto
"The Naughty Housewife"

My husband usually is always in control and he gets what he wants. The thing he wanted and I loved it was eating his ass. I got him on all fours and began licking and kissing his asshole like it was a pair of lips. His ass tasted too good almost like sugar so he started telling me I was a dirty slut and only a dirty slut would do those things. So I licked and licked s he shoved my face in his ass. All the sudden I make my tongue hard like a dildo and I began tongue fucking his ass. I kept it hard and stiff and he loved it. So he started fucking it back with his ass then I sneak a pinky in under my tongue and he starts fucking it. This is from a man who says he want nothing near his ass EVER. HE WAS SO GETTING INTO IT. I swung his rock hard cock backwards a bit so I could suck his cock and taste the precum. Wow, my baby was gushing precum. I flipped him over and started sucking his cock as he pulled my hair hard so I could gag on his cock. He grabbed me and kissed me and put me back down to his cock....
YOU HAVE TO READ MORE LATER TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!! Or is you are really into it give me a call and I will finish you off the way I did him.......

Love ya

Amaretto
"The Naughty Housewife"

Hello my name is Amaretto. I am a housewife but also a horny lonely housewife at that. I love talking on the phone to strangers, especially about sex. I love sex and sexual adventures but all my husband does is work. So I don’t get as much action as I want. So here’s my blog it’s going to tell you about some of my sexual adventures and even my favorite calls of the week. Hopefully you’ll want to call me personally and hear more about me or even let me hear about you and what you like. Or even my biggest fantasy, what you can do TO ME. Keep checking back for more. That’s all for now guys!!

Your favorite Naughty Housewife
Amaretto

You can listen to me masturbate here! I told you I was naughty!

Received a call last night, it was very early morning, 6am. I’ve always been told I have a sexy voice so sexy I could read a grocery list and a guy could get a hard on. This call however was not the usual get on/get off. A voice replied to me, it was damned sexy. I sometimes get these calls where the caller wants to seduce me with words there are times I fall in and times I don’t. This was one of those times I fell in. His voice was like silk, it was memorizing, hypnotic almost. This voice whispered to me as I felt as if he was actually caressing me. He asked me what I looked like, and when I told him he said that my womanliness almost too painful to bear, WOW! He spoke of my soft breasts with their curves, my hips and round ass. As if I was Venus herself. My pussy went from moist to dripping. He was making love to me with his word and I never heard any thing like it. When we get to the part of sex, it was so descriptive that I actually felt his cock sliding in and out of me. I felt my self start to orgasm. I listened for 20mintues as he spoke to me. My orgasm came in a flood, I flood of every pent up emotion. And here’s the crazy part, I can tell the call was ending and I actually begged him not to go. In a flash, he was gone. Why he picked me, why he called to get me off I’ll never know. Thank you wherever and whoever you are. This goes in the catalogue of memorable calls for sure!

Call me up and make a lasting impression on me as I can make one on you, Yours Truly, Amaretto

When my lover makes me wait too long between meetings, I can't help taking matters into my own hands. I love to finger myself and can't hardly get through a shower without using a toy vibrator on my clit. I'm just not a happy girl if I'm not having multiple orgasms.

Besides, it's great to have sex toys laying around when you call me. It turns me on to be able to use a rubber dildo and fantasize about whatever you tell me to do. I just go crazy fucking myself with my erotic playthings. I can't help it . . . please call so that I can get myself off with you.

You may or may not know that the name Naughty Housewife is true, I’ve had a lover and he’s been around for a few years here's a list of some of our favorite adventures.

It’s our 1 year anniversary that we’ve been debauched and fucking one another. The first time you ever came to my house. The hubby was away out of the country and we decided to get nasty! I had on a black dress and open toed shoes. we couldn’t have planned it better because you walked straight to the front door and I greeted you with a glass of champagne. we started watching porn and fucking... at some point you said, "don’t get all sentimental" I said “actually, you were the one that lit the candles and turned out the lights idiot." so you start fucking me something fierce and you grab my neck and your choking me as you fuck my ass and I start crying because it felt TOO FUCKING GOOD.. Way too good. And for a brief second you forgot everything all the pretense and when you came, you came so hard it rocked me to my soul...

The day you drove my new car. I had just gotten my first Mercedes and I was proud of it. My car, my baby my new toy even the significant other hadn’t driven it... Yes I picked up at work and we drove around, you however decide to take it for a spin with me in the passenger set. As it ended up I had my face buried in your lap, I was so hungry for your cock I ripped the button off your pants. Yes I was sucking your cock as you drove my car! Trying hard not to arch up my ass I couldn’t help it seeing as you were fingering me so good.

My birthday present, 2005. All I wanted was to fuck you. You had gotten me hooked on your cock and it was going on maybe 6 weeks since you started withholding sex from me... I was dying... I would have paid you for it, I was loosing it. I convinced you to fuck me in the car, and we meet somewhere off the freeway in a bad neighborhood. I starting giving you head so I could get you hard and ride you. And you knew that I was trying to trick you to get you hard so I could ride on your cock in broad daylight... Then you said, I’m sorry baby I can’t hold it! And you came in my mouth!! You came in my fucking mouth in the middle of the day in a parked car, what do I do? I’m stuck there with a mouth full of your cum and what do I do? Like good girl I swallow it.

The night we spent at the hotel and you fucked me long and sweet. Everything became so open and clear. How many different positions? A man on a mission you got your little fist in me. How you fisted me ill never know...I know you like dirty stories and I'm full of them so call me soon so I can tell you so much that you can’t help but cum!

Your Naughty Housewife,
Amaretto

You may or may not know that the name Naughty Housewife is true, I’ve had a lover and he’s been around for a few years here's a list of some of our favorite adventures.

It’s our 1 year anniversary that we’ve been debauched and fucking one another. The first time you ever came to my house. The hubby was away out of the country and we decided to get nasty! I had on a black dress and open toed shoes. we couldn’t have planned it better because you walked straight to the front door and I greeted you with a glass of champagne. we started watching porn and fucking... at some point you said, "don’t get all sentimental" I said “actually, you were the one that lit the candles and turned out the lights idiot." so you start fucking me something fierce and you grab my neck and your choking me as you fuck my ass and I start crying because it felt TOO FUCKING GOOD.. Way too good. And for a brief second you forgot everything all the pretense and when you came, you came so hard it rocked me to my soul...

The day you drove my new car. I had just gotten my first Mercedes and I was proud of it. My car, my baby my new toy even the significant other hadn’t driven it... Yes I picked up at work and we drove around, you however decide to take it for a spin with me in the passenger set. As it ended up I had my face buried in your lap, I was so hungry for your cock I ripped the button off your pants. Yes I was sucking your cock as you drove my car! Trying hard not to arch up my ass I couldn’t help it seeing as you were fingering me so good.

My birthday present, 2005. All I wanted was to fuck you. You had gotten me hooked on your cock and it was going on maybe 6 weeks since you started withholding sex from me... I was dying... I would have paid you for it, I was loosing it. I convinced you to fuck me in the car, and we meet somewhere off the freeway in a bad neighborhood. I starting giving you head so I could get you hard and ride you. And you knew that I was trying to trick you to get you hard so I could ride on your cock in broad daylight... Then you said, I’m sorry baby I can’t hold it! And you came in my mouth!! You came in my fucking mouth in the middle of the day in a parked car, what do I do? I’m stuck there with a mouth full of your cum and what do I do? Like good girl I swallow it.

The night we spent at the hotel and you fucked me long and sweet. Everything became so open and clear. How many different positions? A man on a mission you got your little fist in me. How you fisted me ill never know...I know you like dirty stories and I'm full of them so call me soon so I can tell you so much that you can’t help but cum!

Your Naughty Housewife,
Amaretto

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. ~John Barrymore
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. ~ Mae West
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~Bob Rubin
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. ~Frederike Ryder
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. ~Rita Mae Brown
An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets. ~Author Unknown
Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or too busy fucking ~Dorothy Parker
Pleasure's a sin, and sometimes sin's a pleasure. ~ Lord Byron
I think I could fall madly in bed with you. ~Author Unknown
The original naughty housewife, Amaretto

    >Week 17 of 2007